Chuck Destruction

"Yep. EAT HERE NOW! Basel infused bourbon, fall off the bone ribs, in house smoked bacon. You know you want to..."

"Decent prices, friendly staff, but only order the fried pickles if you want your weeks worth of sodium in half an order."

"Try the margherita. It's tasty with some red pepper!"

"Try a 'chaider'! Half Oregon chai, half cider!"