Chuck Caruso

"Truly one of the slowest, most inefficient wireless systems I've ever encountered. Could get no work done."

"Service is friendly but somewhat inattentive... Food is to die for though."

"Buy a jetpack. Or a catapult. Anything."

"To have such incredible rooms with such heavenly beds and NOT USE A FITTED SHEET FOR THE LOVE OF CARL is an affront to all things just in society. Good burgers too!"

"My last time on as Lazar Wolf!"

"Lots of panhandlers, rampant mental illness/ alcoholics around the med center. Not dangerous, just not fun."