Chris Winterhack

"Attention 40+ men in the locker room. Instead of weighing yourself naked, weigh yourself with a towel on and subtract a 1/2 pound."

"No Bloody Marys!"

"Love Alchemy a lot. They don't accept card so I probably do there a 1/4 of the time I would otherwise. I would recommend to everyone I know if they weren't trying to save .30 a transaction."

"Fresh Madison Market accepts the Red Card! www.redcardmealplan.com"

"Noodles on State accepts the Red Card! www.redcardmealplan.com"

"Vintage accepts the Red Card for food purchases!"