Chris Whitbread

"Don't choose the electronic keyboard, it has no DC8V cable to actually power it. /wrists"

"If you're feeling sick you would be better of killing yourself than coming here"

"Don't come here unless you have to"

"If you are vego / vegan - don't even bother coming here... Sweet vege pattie bro"

"Someone puts their nose gold on the wall in the left cubical on lv 21.. WHY?!"

"Yelling BINGO"