Christopher Sturz

"Absolutely the best place to watch football. Cheesecurd burger + Spotted Cow = Delicious!"

"Despite the encouragement of the library news slideshows, do NOT walk into dark sections of the library."

"Told you once or twice to stop playin' cards and shootin' dice. You're in the jailhouse now."

"Don't leave the children alone with Kyle."

"Tuesday is half-off sushi/roll and martinis. Delicious meal for cheap!"

"Victoria is really pretty. Tip well!"