Christopher Ryan

"Yes the ice cream is great. As someone previously mentioned, too many fat children here."

"If you see the unicorn that is Chocolate Works available, get it! This rarity appears once every 100 years."

"Panda Express is the worst Asian "cuisine" you'll ever have. A pack of ramen would be better. Take the trip to Thailand in Clark, you'll thank me later."

"What open and unprotected ventilation shaft? No idea what you're talking about..."