Christopher Robin

"I've put in an application several times and they never call back, yet they have the help wanted sign out all the time"

"Even if you find your way here, I doubt you'll find Paradise"

"This street is haunted"

"Ask the clerks to test your toys at the register at check- out, and they will give you free batteries."

"Check out the garage sale"

"Great place to cash a check and get a drink"