Chris Rice

"You can unfancify your sandwich by asking for mom-style."

"The shower heads spin during your shower automagically."

"ATM is back by the restrooms. If its out, there's one at the laundromat across the street. Now stop sweating."

"When ordering a latte from the cafe, ask for "super-foam" if you like your lattes extra latte'eeee."

"Get the maliburrito."

"Buy the sushi chefs a round of saki and they'll drink with you!"