Christopher Garcia

"Women's haircuts are $14 on Wednesday. Looks like were a day early oh well"

"Drive thru slushies paired with airplane bottles of jose cuervo... Not the strongest or cheapest concoction but convenient..!"

"One bedroom. $573. Not bad, very thin walls though! Plumbing sounds like a waterfall inside the bedroom wall. Takes a little getting used to.."

"$8 for a bowl or cheese and grease? Tiny $6 margaritas? Go to fajita flats on fondren and avoid this Hell hole"

"They are great at making keys!"

"Bring Heineken!!!"