Christopher Fillhart

"Make sure you check out the stoplight in town. Yes, THE stoplight."

"Some of the best goddamn boneless ribs in Brooklyn!"

"Great service. Honest mechanics. I highly recommend them."

"This bowling alley has an arcade game where you can go bowling… I'm in Inception and I didn't know it."

"If you put $20 on your VTM card they give you an extra $2. This means one of two things: Wash n Dry is nice enough to give away free money, or the prices they charge are completely arbitrary."

"The honey dew ice is the bomb.com."