Christopher Fitzner

"Beware of dog"

"Don't forget to bring a pillow"

"Hot people eat here"

"Check out the squigglies swimming around. Cute at a microscopic scale!"

"When you eat the free bread (which Is amazing btw), squeeze it before dipping it in the olive oil vinegar dip so that it absorbs as much as possible before eating it."

"Heather is cute and fun to talk to! Buy a mattress from her."