Christie Dutton

"If the door is locked, feel free to break it down."

"If you find a flipped over TV... put a blanket on it and walk away."

"Bring a handle of Makers and a lint roller."

"The Everything Muffin is "everything" you've ever wanted. Also, the Mexico City Chilliquillas is the best thing on the menu."

"Seriously creative cards!"

"They have the best bathrooms!"