chrissy g

"order room service, the macaroni & cheese. your welcome."

"give yo self a makeover."

"stalk @kittun. DONE. (:"

"watch your friends' band play here."

"order the threesome. have paula abdul sit at the table beside you and try your best to make it look like you're not a starstruck loser taking a picture of her. DONE."

"remember when this was spider club? ah, good times. good times. my tip is to try your best to avoid the people waiting in line for the avalon. they are vile."