Chris Schaper

"Cup your balls as you walk in the door. Trust me. You'll thank me later."

"Just a little hole in the wall shop and not the quickest place to grab a bite either, but the chow foon is significantly better than the other authentic downtown spots. In house made noodles FTW."

"I'll buy a beer for anyone who ousts Donna as mayor. Except for you Clark, you cheat."