Chris Py

"Go as soon as you can."

"Skip Starbucks. BEST dollar coffee!"

"Get the lemon methane pie. Or just kill yourself."

"Evil Jungle Prince Squid"

"Get the pernil. You can't make pork like that at home."

"A careful cut, and nice conversation. Good value. She's got a system for measuring hair that involves fingers and multiplication, but have no fear, it works. This cut is 25. 2 on the sides,5 on top."