Chris McKenna

"Be sure to put some sriracha in your fireball shots!"

"Be sure to catch a cockroach cocktail under the enchanted bed for dreamy dreamers"

"This is the most unreliable and inefficient means of getting from NYC to Boston. The bus never leaves on time nor gets to South Station when quoted. Don't waste your money on this pathetic company."

"Justin and John are panzy ass hoes"