Chris Kostka

"Incredible new facility, my only issue is that they think it's a dance club. Everyone has their own headphones, no need to bump the music so loud. And why are you still playing Gangdam style....."

"Free vacuums when you get a car wash. Hard to beat that."

"Feel free to bring your own Steins, they'll fill em up and no deposit then either."

"8:00 AM service serves communion every week, whereas the other services serve it the first Sunday of every month."

"Train train go away, come again another day."