Chris Hackett

"Don't bother getting a room with window. The window is tiny and can't see outside"

"Don't put a light bulb in your back pocket!"

"If booking a special offer they demand evidence you've booked the offer on the Internet or you will be charged full price"

"Escape lounge wifi password is escapelounge"

"Be extra careful on your way to the city. Barcelona is full of thieving scum."

"Pick pocket capital of the world. Someone will try to steal from you."