Chris Gore

"Welcome to Hotlanta! Except no one from Atlanta calls it Hotlanta, so this'll be our little secret."

"Wear black."

"Where else are you going to find a miniature zombie band called, The Zombies?"

"Be sure to check out the miniatures. So tiny!"

"Always get in the 1,000 items or less line. Much faster!"

"Every Costco looks like that final scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark."