Chris Doc Strange

"He gives Free Party Invites and sends them to your address. Plus he has party bags for £1 each."

"Nice clean motor for a fiver."

"Try the Rump steak (it's better than most sirloins). They do have Tabasco if you ask."

"Love the Indian section, good masala and tasty naans. The Salad bar is disappointing, made up by the copious amounts of smarties."

"The carrot cake is dangerously good."