Chris Conover

"Unless you're a 5ft Asian guy with tits bigger than Arnold, don't even bother trying to wait in line. You'll get fucked by the 3 inch dick of the "law"."

"The Philly cheesesteak is the bomb-diggity!"

"Don't lock your bikes outside, because some asshole will cut your lock and steal it"

"Bring a flask, you'll thank yourself later."

"Closes at 4pm now... Buyers beware."