Chris Beierschmitt

"Smokers: No need to go back through security. Go to the Heineken grill in concourse A. Thank me later :)"

"If you like Ed Hardy t-shirts, girls wearing things they probably shouldn't, and hair gel: Club 51 is probably a place you'd like to "chill" with the "bros.""

"I don't love Smirnoff Ice, as much as you love to assault me with them Ethan. On a separate note: show me that you checked in with foursquare and get 15% off any piercing :)"

"Bring beer or don't come."