Chris Baker

"Talk to Mike if you're trying to get a passport"

"If you're not getting a mcgriddle, you're doing it wrong"

"Sit on the starboard side to see all the good stuff first, before it swims away"

"Sitting upstairs is the move. Highly recommend the Ali'i Burger"

"Check out Weisman's room. That guy sure loves Monster."

"Try the village smithy santa fe pancakes."