Chris

"An evening meal serenaded by American Pie is not really in keeping with the environment. Get a new playlist. Stat."

"Get the lobster roll..... Best one on the Vineyard. Fact."

"Nightmare. Slow slow slow. Wait of 55mins as "cars weren't ready.""

"Try pizza."

"Try not to kill an unruly toddler who is intent on either breaking your neck or attempting suicide on the running track. I blame the douchey parents."

"All about "fucking cats"."