Chrirs Apeljax

"Regardless of whether u prefer small, medium, or large dogs, this is the place for u!!"

"Where is my suitcase u bastards???"

"Vasil Babamov is an incredible nightclub owner"

"This is a great place to live if u want to have butt sex with a former cowboy who now fights terrorism."

"Do not have sexual intercourse with this woman..... She gets impregnated very easily!!!"