Chloe Monster

"This line is packed right now. I'm starving. May fall out."

"If you get Kayla as your tour guide..get ready for an enjoyable ride. That Oprah ghost story was hilarious and she can sing. Kayla..slap hands!"

"Well that was easy... Called and arrived in less than 5 minutes. Why wait for a cab. Flat rate into city. Cleaner too."

"Hey guy with the shorts holding your dry-cleaned pants....your in my personal space. Back the F up....please."

"If you put a $20 into the machine, don't expect any change back. Anyone want to buy a $15 card?"

"When ur the mayor...u can do whatever u want?"