Mark Couvillion

"There’s two now. Cosmic Waterfall North and Cosmic Waterfall South. Be sure to visit both. It’s just a short walk away."

"The Hemingway is awesome but put it over the top with Zacapa rum. You’ll be glad you did."

"There are no short urinals for the little guys in your family. You'll either have to lift them up, or wait your turn for the 4 total stalls available."

"Get the MRI, it's awesome!"

"They'll do you a slice on some nights, but you should probably order a whole pie. You won't regret it. Unless you eat it all by yourself. I'm not responsible for indigestion. You glutton."

"great selection of central American beers"