Chicken Rubber

"Yes Yes Yes! Best coffee in town for the price of a snowmobile!"

"Greatest area to watch bull fighting. Up for a good bloodbath? Then look no further mierdas! ESAD or just the local taco salad! FU BabyGaySchlump!"

"More like Madison Sour Puss! The whole staff are introverts and push 80s breakdancing on the old folks. Powerful Pexster doesn't appreciate the lazy ass moves from those aging hijo de putas! ESAD!"

"I lost my virginity at this place. It was romantic, yet brutallic! If it wasn't for all the infestations and feces on the grounds, I would of been able to clear up this syphilis sooner than NEVER!"

"The smell of the river at night when the humidity is high and the homeless are restless."

"Wat us good? The sausage!!"