chefbender

"Some of the best donuts in Orlando. Maybe even the world...?"

"Inauthentic. Food for gringos. Gross."

"Try the booze! Great cocktails, trust me--I'm powered by liquor."

"Pretty good if you like swarms of things."

"If you don't like this place, you're probably a fat middle-aged house wife. Bam."

"Hey baby! The clientele here are a bunch o' filthy jerks, but the food is great! Tell 'em Chef Bender sent ya!"