Cheech

"At least Casino Arizona is honest!"

"If they over pay you they want their money back but if they underpay you'll never know. They won't pay you what they owe you!"

"For 50 wings you get 2 drops of ranch. This hooters fucken sucks!"

"This Parking garage sucks! The parking spots are so damn small."

"They are so damn expensive to dry clean!"

"I love frys, better than ghetto ass walmart!"