Chavtastic Jinx

"Everything is good here."

"The staff is fantastic. Ask them anything. :)"

"If you've ever craved a macrobiotic marrow martini with béchamel covered strawberry garnish, slip the hostess with the wooden leg a fiver and say Manuel sent you. She'll have your back."

"There were people playing acoustic guitar by the fire pit. I dare you to be more Portlandian."

"Sunday gravy is AMAZING. The new brunch is great too!"

"Their well vodka is Monopolowa! <3"