Chastity Hartman

"Salted. Caramel. Mocha. omgomgomg."

"Don't even worry about looking for sales in the paper. The clearance section has some of the same stuff- at an incredibly deep discount. Especially true for undershirts & basic tees."

"Go any place but here. The rude old ladies who work here have the attitude of bitchy teenagers."

"Try the treet and mackrel."

"Salted caramel hot chocolate!"

"Don't miss the magic show. It's part hilariously awful and part genuinely impressive."