Charlie Hanson

"If you're only drinking and not eating you have to stand at the bar. No seats allowed for those just passing. Terrible!"

"£3.99 All-You-Can-Eat breakfast buffet. It's a shame they don't offer a trolley to wheel you home afterwards because I definitely can't walk."

"Rekorderlig Cider on draught is a winner, although it breaks the £5-a-pint marker."