Charlie

"This place is pretty shit. Esp the bean burrito. It's basically a big fat tortilla wrap filled with beans and nothing else. I wouldn't come here again."

"Staff swoop on your table like a hawk trying to sell you their plates - it can be quite aggressive so stand firm if you don't want the dish"

"Mrs Fields cookies are doing a buy 3 get 1 free promotion but you will regret this and feel disgusted by your own gluttony afterwards so AVOID!!"

"White chocolate Easter eggs Sorbet :P"

"This place stinks of unwashedness..don't gamers know where the bathroom is?"

"Get your tickets with cash and no need to pay admin fees"