Charles Anthony

"Eat chicken"

"Reassuringly Expensive"

"When you arrive, give the bar staff a piece of paper with your drinks rota on it and times you would like them to arrive; otherwise you have to wait 1/2 hour each round"

"pack a tent and two days supplies before attempting to discover this place!"

"It were shite"

"Have to pay a fecking tenner to get the hell outta this shit hole"