Jon Chapman

"The espresso martini's are the tits!"

"The Chicken Cesar burger is the tits! Well tasty! Omm nom nom!"

"Don't EVER come here!"

"Check out the Pregnant Man, it's cheap as chips!"

"If you like watching live football they've got skysports hd and a huge projector screen here! Its awesome!"

"The facilities are great and the campsite is a short walk from Gwynver beach, which is one of the nicest beaches I've been on! Check it out you wont be disappointed!"