Chance Garcia

"You know your state has a drug problem when there are sharps containers at your rest area bathrooms."

"Wifi sucks. Should've went somewhere else.This place smells of bleach and sadness, the kind of sadness where you've cried yourself to sleep after spending hours in the shower scrubbing the shame away."

"Always get a hector roll"

"0 days since our last accident"

"Catfish po boy was amazing!"

"Stop by AEG, they make amazing board games?"