Stephen Champion

"During the leaf fall timetable trains leave 2 minutes earlier at 21 & 51 minutes past."

"If your heading to Waterloo best to get the train off platform 2, the one on platform 1 takes 83 minutes!"

"Anyone heading to Isleworth need to be in the front 4 coaches to get off there."

"The shop is hardly open."

"Trains leave here to London at 24 & 54 past the hour Monday - Saturday."