Chad Schexnayder

"The birds get crazy! Don't leave your food unguarded. They're braver than you think!"

"Try the lemonade!"

"Royal blue tacos are delicious and freshly made! For breakfast, they also carry Taco Deli ones!"

"You can't go wrong with any quesadilla, taco or sandwich from here, but my favorite choice of any of these is the adobo chicken!"

"On a warm day, try an iced mocha with simple syrup."

"Either Sarah rocks, but you can't get a bad haircut regardless of who you choose!"