Chris Bauer

"Be careful, they shut the lights off 8 minutes early on me and wasted the balls I paid for and hadn't hit. Douches."

"They don't have a separate sauna here so it's included in the gym."

"Sammich special is now $7.99."

"Careful! They dont accept the foursquare coupon (or any coupon) during weekends!"

"If you're at the gym, be sure to get in some weight training with compound exercises. Squats, bench presses, and (assisted) pullups are a great way to lose weight along with cardio."

"If you're new, try the chicken kabob!"