Cayla Bartolucci

"The soda machine near the elevators is 25 cents cheaper than the one near Student Records!"

"Great place to get drinks after work but remember to stop before 8p or you'll end up sleeping on the floor in the ladies bathroom."

"Olive says: "Unless you pay rent here, don't park in the driveway. Street parking for guests! Oh and meow and shit.""

"Up for a game of croquet or bocce ball?! This house offers both!"