Cat

"da hook-up spot is a trap"

"Just kidding-- Chris is the nicest and makes the best iced iced Hibiscus Blossom with Earl Grey No. 69!"

"Never order iced Hibiscus Blossom mixed with Earl Grey No. 69 if Chris is at the register. Trust me."

"Bring ammo and lube."

"My friend was robbed in broad daylight in this parking lot with many parishoners watching as she yelled for help. No one did a thing. Is this what being Catholic is about?"

"The golden cat never sleeps."