Casey Murphy

"Female bartenders are inept and rud"

"Drunken Noodles: Just do it."

"You guys are in the VALLEY!?!?!"

"Garlic green beans on the happy hour menu: EPIC WIN. EVERYONE MUST TRY."

"The roast duck appetizer falls off the bone... Must try (if you're into that sorta thing). Banana creme OH MY GAWD."

"Enjoy a few rounds of good 'ol Bingo here Monday nights with Portland's hardcore Bingo enthusiasts. Be sure to stick around for the $700 pot Blackout round at the end. 7-9pm, $1 for 3 cards."