Carly McCall

"For a family-friendly cafe, they could really do with an extra high chair or two. One doesn't really cut it on a sunday at, lunchtime!"

"Truly the most horrific, dry cold food served with a huge side dish of rude & nasty. Avoid."

"Really friendly people here. A Sydenham institution."

"Look for the baked cheesecake. Seriously. You'll thank me."

"Ignore the lack of super flash decor, this is a quality affordable salon."

"Also... The Playland truly reeks of wee :("