Carl Harkness

"If you're looking for Scott Quintana, look for the handsome gentleman destroying it behind the bar, hitting on your cute girls, and rocking the maroon."

"Chay is cute. Go through her line. Leave happy."

"And that's how it's cool to be the sweaty kid in the back of the class."

"Say Hi to the greeters."

"If you're looking for Jon Goudreau, he's probably searching the used furniture for stale pastries."

"If you're looking for Jon Goudreau, put some pancakes on the ground by the meat water."