Candace Delker

"NO HERRINGS!!"

"Enjoy the scenery and pay proper tribute to the Mayor!"

"Don't come looking for justice here. Shes gone."

"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one."

"So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England ."

"He's got a huge tract of land!"