Calvin Roy

"Hi, my name is Booger, I like oats, hay, long walks by the pond anything by George Straight, and I love to dance! Looking for a heifer that I could share a salt lick with."

"Best hamburgers in all of Milam County! The beef is really fresh, if you know what I mean."

"Make sure the SOB's have added sugar to the sweet tea before you buy!!!"

"Best service in Manhattan!"

"Best place in the city to get a shine!"

"They have Big Red Soda Water here!!!"