James Boyle

"Beware of Benjamin! He has an unhealthy hatred of pirates..."

"When your tires go pop, get your ass to Ralph's Tire Shop!"

"I'm taking this place to the first district court of appeals, because there is no way they have the Legal Grounds to make sandwiches this good!"

"Before heading to your summer parties Make sure to stop at Aarti's!"

"It takes five guys to feed a hunger this large! And this fine grilled hamburger sandwich establishment was more than up to the task!"

"Pizzzzzzzza!"