Callee Rome

"Um how are yew mayer"

"HOT WAITORS!!! good service and good wine. Deserted so you will def get a table without reservation."

"BEST COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better frappés then starbucks. WORKERS ARE HOT!"

"My mistake, I thought this was a strip CLUB. I guess the only thing shaken it's ass in the steak I have after a couple glasses of wine."

"LIES I TELL YOU LIES! This infinity pool goes into...the grass. Such a fail!"