Caliban 10

"The store announcements can be heard loud & clear in the loos. Which is...nice."

"If you think you're supposed to have complimentary Internet, check with desk if you can charge it to the room & then they take it off your bill at checkout. Might work..."

"Slow down so you don't have to come here."

"Watch out for the small - medium switcheroo. They sometimes "mishear" you & give you bigger size than you asked for."

"Smokey around here."

"What a shitty corporate venue. Not built for humans from earth."